So, Aunt Becky is going to jail for five months. I mean, I doubt she stays because of the ‘Rona. If Cohen doesn’t stay and I’m positive others got out (I am not talking about the common folk in overcrowded facilities…I am talking about the folks with money), she won’t stay, either. But do you know who I really feel sorry for in all of this?Continue reading “Operation Varsity Blues: Aunt Becky Goes to Jail”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes… Continue reading Well, Shit…No Refund!
Judge: PANTS PARTY.
Florida Lawyer: NO!
Judge: PANTS TIME!
Florida Lawyer: NO! Continue reading Judge Reminds Lawyer: Pants Required for Zoom Hearing
Klass action Karens start dumpster fire lawsuit over something outside of anyone’s control: a goddamn pandemic! Continue reading Klass Action Karens Sue Over Online Classes
I’m seeing a lot of “how to work from home with your spouse and not kill them” type posts online. And I get it…because many of you are now spending more time at home with your significant other (and probably children) than ever. Well, just remember that COVID-19 won’t be a viable murder defense. And divorce and child support are expensive.Continue reading “COVID-19 Won’t Be a Viable Murder Defense”
According to Law.com, despite COVID-19 (because changing a virus to a name mimicking a light beer is bullshit and we all know it), some law firms will struggle to make the switch to remote work even though legal tech exists.Continue reading “Despite Legal Tech, Some Law Firms Struggle With Remote Work Even with COVID-19”
Uh oh… Flava Flav was fired….
Can I just start by saying that I do not miss being single? I do not miss being single in the slightest. Dating is not fun. I guess you can lie to yourself and say that it is’s fun if that’s what you wanna do. And before I go any further into this, let me give a brief disclaimer.Continue reading “Learn to Own Your Shit When Dating”
Imagine, you’re walking along the streets of San Jose, California and you see some guy in a car who should keep his hands to himself letting loose on the female driver. While most people would turn a blind eye and decide it isn’t their business (and shame on you if you are one of those people), a group of furries decided to get involved. And, yes, you read that right.Continue reading “Male Passenger Assaults Female Driver: Furries to the Rescue!”
Ozzy Osbourne has Parkinson’s…and somehow, this is news. Continue reading Ozzy Osbourne Has Parkinson’s…And Water Is Wet