Fuck you guys…I’m day drinking.
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Sometimes client emails and calls come at the worst time. I often have to mute my phone to go take a dump or I respond to client emails and requests while on the toilet.
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As a Landman, my work can be pretty dull. It’s a 2 – 3 hour long, quiet drive to crawl through old records vaults, and then drive back to translate legalese into algebraic equations. It’s like being a Mercenary Librarian or History Detective, all the action has long since been covered in dust.
But when I’m flying down the highway in tornadic conditions to get copies of original Grants from the Land Run, I feel more like Indiana Jones than I ever could have dreamed for.
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I never thought I’d work from home, let alone from my smart phone. But it’s the only thing my 14 month old son doesn’t try to play on or steal from me when I write. Here’s to at least another year of writing from my phone…at least when he’s awake.