Confession #101

confession

Anonymous submission via form (and it is apparently in the air today with clients).

Nothing pisses me off more than, “I need you to do this (insert vague project description here). I’ll show you how.”

Later… “I don’t have the time to show you how I want or need it done, so I just need you to do it.”

-completes project and sends it-

Client complains, “This isn’t what I wanted! Read my mind and figure it out because I want something very specific that I said I would show you, but I’m not gonna show you because I don’t want to make time to get the result that I want from you.”

(Submit your anonymous confession through the link at the top of the page: Confessional.)

Confession #820

baby confession

Anonymously submitted through the official fan page.

“If there’s one thing I absolutely cannot stand it is when people wanna work with me and schedule a time to chat about something specific…so I take time out of my day to call and the person isn’t prepared at all – and they didn’t even bother to just send an email asking to reschedule.”

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Confession #526

baby confession

Submitted via Facebook.

Sometimes client emails and calls come at the worst time. I often have to mute my phone to go take a dump or I respond to client emails and requests while on the toilet.