Twas the Day Before Thanksgiving

Twas the day before Thanksgiving

The stores look so packed

Many of the shoppers behave

As if they are on crack

The turkey is thawed in the fridge with care

The fuck do you mean you forgot to thaw it in there?

The in-laws are coming, the outlaws are, too

Glazed the turkey with LSD this year

Haha – the joke’s on you.

Thanksgiving is for family

Please behave with class

Otherwise in my house

I’ll kick you out on your ass

It’s not the time for politics

It’s not the time for hate

All of you please just shut the fuck up

And eat the food that’s on your plate

Happy Thanksgiving!

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