So we thought that we got off easy with the murder hornets. We thought that other than the uptick in COVID-19 cases across the United States because people are dumb that maybe, just maybe, July let us off easy. Fuck no.
Enter the bubonic plague squirrels. In Colorado. This year. July. 2020. And, no, I am not kidding.
Just fucking great….not one plague here, but two. Yall just couldn’t leave well enough of alone, could you? Who the fuck opened Pandora’s Box? Close it and apologize. Right now.
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