Shit I Say: Pathfinder Edition

This morning, I discovered there was no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Of course I found that out the hard way. I was already in there. I yelled for my husband. He came to the door and I asked if he would please bring some toilet paper.

Bull: I will, but just like in Pathfinder, you’ll have to roll for persuasion.

Not in the mood for this, I replied, “Find. Here’s my persuasion: if you don’t give me the goddamn toilet paper, I’ll use your fucking pillow.”

Being the wise man that he is, he gave me the damn toilet paper…

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