Twas the Day Before Thanksgiving
Twas the day before Thanksgiving
The stores look so packed
Many of the shoppers behave
As if they are on crack
The turkey is thawed in the fridge with care
The fuck do you mean you forgot to thaw it in there?
The in-laws are coming, the outlaws are, too
Glazed the turkey with LSD this year
Haha – the joke’s on you.
Thanksgiving is for family
Please behave with class
Otherwise in my house
I’ll kick you out on your ass
It’s not the time for politics
It’s not the time for hate
All of you please just shut the fuck up
And eat the food that’s on your plate
Happy Thanksgiving!
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