Friday Mar 31, 2023

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Obsessed with Vaginas

I guess Gwyneth Paltrow is done steaming her vagina (which, by the way, gynecologists say is a bad idea). You should also NOT follow Paltrow’s awful advice about sticking a jade egg up your cooch (which got her into some legal trouble, by the way, by suggesting it is healthy in some way, shape, or form on her website), either (because gynecologists know a lot more about bacterial growth than Paltrow).

She’s moved on to making candles that smell vag. You can get on the wait list for one here. Congratulations. I just helped you completed your Christmas 2020 shopping.

Look, those of us with vaginas should know about, love, and care for our vaginas. We should. And, frankly, it’s scary when to recognize how many women know so little about them.

So, here’s a quick run down…most of what you think you know…and what T.I.’s creepy self thinks and seems to project by accompanying his adult daughter to the gynecologist to make sure her hymen is intact is bullshit. A hymen can rupture from lots of things, and not just from sex. Also, virginity doesn’t determine your worth as a woman. You exist therefore you are worthy.

Also, you do not pee from your vagina. This woefully under-known fact, by both men and women, is why we need Planned Parenthood and their website. Oh, and I am not affiliated with them, but if you need affordable birth control, checkout SimpleHealth birth control: $20, without insurance.

Thank you, Jon, for sharing this enlightening story about what good ole’ Gwyn is up to these days with all her spare rich lady time! (And I really do love Jon and he knows it and you should subscribe to his blog and follow him on Twitter.)

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