DC clerk refuses to issue marriage license – thinks New Mexico is a foreign country.
I turned on Spotify while working. In all its robotic “wisdom”via the shuffle feature, it decided to play what felt like every single depressing 90s alternative ballad in existence. Eventually, it played Mr.Brownstone (from 1987 – Guns N Roses, Appetite for Destruction). In 1987, I was nine. It was right before my 10th birthday because I […]
I feel like technology has officially peaked. That’s right, boys and girls. You can now order your very own Alexa-enabled Billy the Big Mouth Bass. The technology age is officially over!
Someone save me. My book may never end!
“Biohack” your life for a better experience! Be faster! Be better! Be happier! Be more productive! Blah. Blah. Blah. I mean, sure the word sounds cool. And if using a cool word gets you excited, by all means please do it. I’m all for whatever helps you as an individual. But I want to dissect […]